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(source: Urban Dictionary)
Scrumpy
An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis. (e.g) The poachers of the apple world.

  You just jumped the fence from the apple farm. You can hear the warning shot from the farmer ring out into the crisp, cold Michigan night. You drop down behind a rock and survey your bounty. A bushel of shiny red, apples, about to burst with juice. You've got to have a taste immediately. You're out of breath, your mouth is dry as wood from your sprint from the orchard. This apple bite sends you into another world as it's nectar runs down your cheeks and all the way to your shirt collar. You remember Grandma, that vacation to the mountains, your first nap in your big kid bed and too many memories to distinguish.

  This one moment has somehow been replicated and bottled by JK's Farmhouse Ciders. It's ready for you to be Scrumpy!

6% ABV